Spencer: Whoa, careful Aria. Drink too much and you'll tell us all your secrets.
Alison: Friends share secrets. That's what keeps us close. (To Aria) Drink up.

  --  Pilot [1.01]
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Wren: You probably have a fluid build-up in your bursa sack.
Spencer: You probably say that to all the girls.

  --  Pilot [1.01]
%
Hanna: Oh, my God.
Aria: It's from--
Emily: I got one too.
Spencer: 'I'm still here bitches.
All: ...And I know everything. - A'

  --  Pilot [1.01]
%
Hanna: I cannot believe Spencer Hastings actually has time to shop. I mean, you're interning for the mayor, taking classes at Hollis, and redoing the barn. And in your leisure moments you Facebook and tweet.
Spencer: You know me. I like to stay busy.
Hanna: It's called a summer vacay, Spence.
Spencer: And you spent yours sunning and shopping.
Hanna: Tweet tweet.
Spencer: ... Did you see the paper today?
Hanna: (Nods) Yeah.
Spencer: She's gone but she's everywhere...

  --  Pilot [1.01]
%
Melissa: I was hoping you'd be happy for me.
Spencer: Well, you know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery.

  --  Pilot [1.01]
%
Emily: Poor Ali.
Hanna: Can you believe what a scene this is?
Aria: Alison would've loved it.
Spencer: Popular in life and death.

  --  Pilot [1.01]
%
Aria: I heard the cops took Hanna down to the police station today.
Spencer: You don't think she'd ever tell about--
Hanna: The Jenna thing? We made a promise...

  --  Pilot [1.01]
%
Hanna: Ali, did you download the new Beyonce?
Alison: Ugh, not yet.
Emily: I am loving her new video.
Alison: Maybe a little too much, Em.

  --  Pilot [1.01]
%
I bet he fools around with his students all the time. A lot of teachers do. Just ask your dad --A

  --  Pilot [1.01]
%
Poor Spencer. Always wants Melissa's boyfriends. But, remember if you kiss, I tell. --A

  --  Pilot [1.01]
%
Maya: They found your friend...
Emily: I knew she'd come back. Is she inside--
Maya: Emily... They found Alison's body...

  --  Pilot [1.01]
%
Emily: If a Hastings has a shot, she takes a shot.
Maya: Is that a drinking game?
Spencer: Yeah, it should be.

  --  The Jenna Thing [1.02]
%
Maya: Yup, new girl moved in to dead girl's house... I can't believe I just said that...
Spencer: I can't believe you just said that, either...

  --  The Jenna Thing [1.02]
%
Maya: I think Brad Pitt and I are missing the same sensitivity chip.

  --  The Jenna Thing [1.02]
%
Emily: Maybe I'm not the person everyone thinks I am.
Hanna: Who is?

  --  The Jenna Thing [1.02]
%
Did you get a goodnight kiss? Here's one from me. XO --A

  --  The Jenna Thing [1.02]
%
Dead girls walking.-A

  --  The Jenna Thing [1.02]
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Maya: (About Spencer) She's intense.
Emily: If you knew her parents, you'd understand.

  --  The Jenna Thing [1.02]
%
Spencer: It's probably just a rabbit.
Hanna: Hello?
Spencer: It's a rabbit, Hanna. It's not gonna answer you.

  --  To Kill a Mocking Girl [1.03]
%
Heads up, BFFs. It's open season on liars and I'm hunting. --A

  --  To Kill a Mocking Girl [1.03]
%
Jenna: Whisper, whisper, whisper. It's almost like Alison is still here.

  --  To Kill a Mocking Girl [1.03]
%
Spencer: I made some pasta if you're hungry.
Melissa: I'm not eating pasta. I don't wanna be depressed AND fat.

  --  To Kill a Mocking Girl [1.03]
%
Maya: I skipped scary and went straight to Snooki.

  --  To Kill a Mocking Girl [1.03]
%
Hanna: (to Sean) What are you doing with that skinny latte who drives you around?

  --  Can You Hear Me Now? [1.04]
%
Spencer: I spy with my little eye something that begins with F.
Hanna: Hey Mr. Fitz!
Spencer: Looking good Mr. Fitz! Now, there are teachers you don't wanna see on a bike, and teachers that you do wanna see on a bike.
Hanna: I would not wanna see Mr. Glory on a bike.

  --  Can You Hear Me Now? [1.04]
%
Aria: I saw you riding around town the other day...on your bike.
Ezra: Yeah, I waved, remember? I would have stopped, but you weren't alone.
Aria: Yeah, my friends, thought you had nice legs.
Ezra: What do you think?
Aria: That I was embarrassed that my friends thought you had nice legs.

  --  Can You Hear Me Now? [1.04]
%
Spencer: (about Toby) Maybe he took a break from sitting on his porch and pulling the heads off of squirrels.

  --  Can You Hear Me Now? [1.04]
%
Hanna: If you're gonna cheat, you might as well do it with someone who deep conditions her hair occasionally.
Spencer: Here. Put something in your mouth besides your foot.

  --  Can You Hear Me Now? [1.04]
%
Maya: (to Emily) I care about you, so I'll wait. You don't need to say anything. You just need to know that.

  --  Can You Hear Me Now? [1.04]
%
Wren: (to Spencer) I was telling the truth- I wish I'd met you first.

  --  Can You Hear Me Now? [1.04]
%
Toby: Notice how much we keep saying 'sorry' to each other.
Emily: Sorry.

  --  Can You Hear Me Now? [1.04]
%
Wren: Your face is very fair.
Spencer: How about some black coffee?
Wren: I've been drinking scotch. I'd rather not mix my beverages.

  --  Can You Hear Me Now? [1.04]
%
Lucky you, Aria! Most girls have to do their homework, you get to do the teacher. --A

  --  Can You Hear Me Now? [1.04]
%
It won't be that easy, Bitches - A

  --  Reality Bites Me [1.05]
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Lions and tigers and bitches, oh my! There's no place like homecoming. See you there --A

  --  There's No Place Like Homecoming [1.06]
%
Aria: How did I just go from wearing mom jeans to being Samantha Ronson?

  --  There's No Place Like Homecoming [1.06]
%
Spencer: What are you gonna do instead?
Aria: I'll just read these, then inhale a gallon of Chunky Monkey.

  --  There's No Place Like Homecoming [1.06]
%
Maya: Dance music isn't really my thing. I'm not really gaga for Gaga.

  --  There's No Place Like Homecoming [1.06]
%
Mona: If we start slipping up, you and I will be right back at the bottom again.
Hanna: Yeah, well, I feel like I lost a few things on the way up.

  --  There's No Place Like Homecoming [1.06]
%
Spencer: Where's Alex?
Melissa: He left.
Spencer: What?
Melissa: He left. Do you need me to tweet it to you?

  --  There's No Place Like Homecoming [1.06]
%
Lucas: I didn't mean to invade your personal... skin.
Hanna: It's okay. The leprosy cleared up.

  --  The Homecoming Hangover [1.07]
%
Spencer: You taking something for the pain?
Emily: Yeah, but nothing that dulls my mother.

  --  The Homecoming Hangover [1.07]
%
Spencer: You stole sunglasses? From who?
Hanna: Not from a person. From a store. God, I have some class.

  --  The Homecoming Hangover [1.07]
%
Jenna: I'm kept quiet about a lot, Emily. The least you can do is get me that file. You owe me that much.

  --  The Homecoming Hangover [1.07]
%
Spencer: The devil has a name and it's Toby.

  --  The Homecoming Hangover [1.07]
%
Hanna: I really can't afford to take more field trips to the precinct.

  --  The Homecoming Hangover [1.07]
%
Spencer: You stole sunglasses? From who?
Hanna: Not from a person, from a store! God, I have some class!

  --  The Homecoming Hangover [1.07]
%
Aria: (to her dad) Are you moving out? Just tell me now, I don't wanna find out when I'm setting the table.

  --  The Homecoming Hangover [1.07]
%
Sean: (to Hanna after her cell phone rings) Go ahead, answer it. I'm sure it's someone who pulls rank over me.

  --  The Homecoming Hangover [1.07]
%
Alison: It's immortality, my darlings.

  --  Please, Do Talk About Me When I'm Gone [1.08]
%
Aria: (about Jason DiLaurentis) How did he get into an Ivy League school?
Spencer: It must have been affirmative action for goths and emos.

  --  Please, Do Talk About Me When I'm Gone [1.08]
%
Ashley: This is a one paycheck family, and we live a two-paycheck life.

  --  Please, Do Talk About Me When I'm Gone [1.08]
%
Emily: (about Alison) I loved her as more than a friend.

  --  The Perfect Storm [1.09]
%
Hanna: (to Mona) I think you're the one who needs a trip to Oz. See if the Wizard can find you a heart.

  --  The Perfect Storm [1.09]
%
Aria: Where are you going?
Emily: To the restroom. But if you guys don't believe me, we can all try to squeeze into one stall.

  --  The Perfect Storm [1.09]
%
Mona: (to Lucas) You can go now. This beauty doesn't need a beast.

  --  The Perfect Storm [1.09]
%
Aria: I'm not looking for anyone more than a friend.
Hanna: Why? I mean, don't you already have enough on Facebook?

  --  The Perfect Storm [1.09]
%
Hanna: Spencer, you do not need to know any more big words. You're already scary enough to anyone under 50.
Spencer: I am not scary! ... (To Aria) Am I scary?
Aria: ... A little.

  --  The Perfect Storm [1.09]
%
There's only so much you can bury, Emily. You're not done with me yet. --A

  --  The Perfect Storm [1.09]
%
Define desertion. Seems like you're about to lose Emily. Who's next? --A

  --  The Perfect Storm [1.09]
%
Hanna: (To Detective Wilden) Give her back the letter. Give it back or I swear to God, I will rip your head off!

  --  The Perfect Storm [1.09]
%
Aria: Are you sure you gonna be okay?
Hanna: Aria, I went to fat camp for five summers. I can handle some woods.

  --  Keep Your Friends Close [1.10]
%
Mona: (about her gifts) Whatever it is, I'm sure I'll love it. And if not, I'll return it!

  --  Keep Your Friends Close [1.10]
%
Toby: I spent a year in reform school. I've got friends in all the wrong places, and misery loves company.

  --  Keep Your Friends Close [1.10]
%
Melissa: I actually had a good time with Ian.
Spencer: Wow. I will alert TMZ.

  --  Keep Your Friends Close [1.10]
%
Spencer: You're as in the dark as Jenna, looking for me in all the wrong places. --A
Emily: Well, if this is the wrong place then what is the right place?

  --  Keep Your Friends Close [1.10]
%
She knew too much. --A

  --  Keep Your Friends Close [1.10]
%
Spencer: (about Aria and Ezra's relationship) Part of me thinks that's really self-destructive behavior, but most of me just thinks that's really hot.

  --  Moments Later [1.11]
%
A (message on Hanna's cast): Sorry about losing my temper. My bad. Love, A.

  --  Moments Later [1.11]
%
Emily: Well, whose car was it?
Aria: ... Ezra Fitz...
Spencer: Mr. Fitz?
Emily: Aria?
Spencer: Hanna...?

  --  Moments Later [1.11]
%
Aria: (about bumper sticker on Hanna's leg) Next time try something mellower, like 'Save the Planet.'
Spencer: Sorry, but there were not a lot of choices okay? It was either Humpty Dumpty or 'Jesus is coming, look busy.'

  --  Salt Meets Wound [1.12]
%
Lucas: Yeah, I'm kinda off studying. This semester I'm planning on going from honor roll to toilet bowl.

  --  Salt Meets Wound [1.12]
%
'A' is for Alison not Amateur. --A

  --  Know your Frenimies [1.13]
%
Aria: A saved my relationship...
Hanna: Yeah, well A tried to kill me.

  --  Know your Frenimies [1.13]
%
Don't say I never gave you anything, turn on your computer. --A

  --  Know your Frenimies [1.13]
%
Hanna: (about Emily's flask) Where did you get that? ... This is mine.
Emily: I helped myself.
Hanna: To all of it?

  --  Careful What U Wish 4 [1.14]
%
Wanna keep mommy out of prison? I have job for you. --A

  --  Careful What U Wish 4 [1.14]
%
Job description: Heartbreaker. $200 for every dance with Lucas. --A

  --  Careful What U Wish 4 [1.14]
%
You have his heart, now rip it out! $1000 for the last dance. --A

  --  Careful What U Wish 4 [1.14]
%
Emily: (To Spencer when she tries to open her door for her) I can open my own damn door!

  --  Careful What U Wish 4 [1.14]
%
Emily: (About Paige McCullers) She made a comment about me being gay.
 Spencer: I will destroy her.

  --  If at First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again. [1.15]
%
Wanna help mama make some $$$$$ Show Mrs. Montgomery what her kid's been hiding. --A

  --  If at First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again. [1.15]
%
Hanna: (To Caleb) You know what? Just don't talk about the Biebs, okay. You don't know the Biebs, you don't understand the Biebs. Or his hair.

  --  If at First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again. [1.15]
%
Ezra: Are you dissappointed that the artist didn't show?
Aria: No, the only person that I cared about seeing is you.

  --  If at First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again. [1.15]
%
Aria: When I first saw the limo, I thought I was gonna have to ride in the trunk.

  --  If at First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again. [1.15]
%
Caleb's quiet, but how R U gonna shut ME up? --A

  --  Je Suis Une Ami [1.16]
%
Hanna: Go Emily!
Aria: She's not swimming yet...

  --  Je Suis Une Ami [1.16]
%
Aria: (To Hanna) Why are we sitting with Caleb?
Hanna: Why not?
Spencer: Hanna, I like stray dogs too, but sometimes they bite.
Hanna: Well, don't worry, okay? This dog's has it's shots.

  --  Je Suis Une Ami [1.16]
%
Spencer: I think someone framing you.
Toby: What made you change your mind?
Spencer: I think someone may be trying to do the same thing to me.

  --  Je Suis Une Ami [1.16]
%
Caleb: Remind me again, which one's Bridgett?
Hanna: Bridgett is the one drinking from her purse.

  --  Je Suis Une Ami [1.16]
%
Jenna: Toby, did you hear? We can get that awful thing off your leg now. The cab's waiting.
Toby: Actually, I already have a ride.
Jenna: Emily.
Spencer: No, it's me.
Jenna: Spencer... It's really very nice of you but I'm here now.
Toby: I'm going with Spencer.
Jenna: I see...

  --  The New Normal [1.17]
%
Hanna: (To Aria) I don't like what knowing what I'm capable of.

  --  The New Normal [1.17]
%
Spencer: (On the phone) Where are you?
Aria: What are you talking about, I'm right here.
Spencer: (Hears sirens) Any firetruck you can here at your house, I can hear at mine-- Oh my God! Are you in his apartment? Are you on the bed...?
Aria: (Gets off the bed) No. I'm not... On the bed.
Spencer: Is he there?
Aria: Not exactly.
Spencer: Is he taking a shower?
Aria: He's getting take-out food for dinner! And this call is becoming very 1-900...
Spencer: To talk to a hot english teacher press 3...
Aria: Call ending now.

  --  The New Normal [1.17]
%
Spencer: I'm sorry last night was a bust--
Toby: It wasn't a complete bust... Plus, it was kinda fun to kick your ass in Scrabble.
Spencer: It wasn't a complete ass kicking.

  --  The New Normal [1.17]
%
Jenna is gonna be sooooo pissed! --A

  --  The New Normal [1.17]
%
Hanna: Why isn't she wearing any shoes?
Spencer: So she can look small enough to play an 8 year old...

  --  The Badass Seed [1.18]
%
Spencer: (To Hanna) You didn't read the entire play? (Looks at Aria)
Aria: Hey, don't look at me, I'm just here to make her look taller.

  --  The Badass Seed [1.18]
%
Jenna: I find evil so... Inspiring.
Mr. Fitz: Uh... Inspiring?

  --  The Badass Seed [1.18]
%
Hanna: (To Aria about Ezra) Is that the tie you bought him?
Aria: Stop.

  --  The Badass Seed [1.18]
%
Mona: What gives, Velma? Did you have a nasty dream last night about Shaggy?
Hanna:I was in the shower with him
Mona: Talk about a wet dream.
Hanna: No, it wasn't a dream... He took a shower at my place.
Mona: (Gasp) Did you lose your V-card?
Hanna: No! Okay, I'm just... confused.

  --  The Badass Seed [1.18]
%
Alison: Note to self: Don't drink and dive.

  --  The Badass Seed [1.18]
%
Alison: The bolder the move, the less anyone questions it.

  --  The Badass Seed [1.18]
%
Spencer: I feel like whole parts of my brain have shut down... I used to like Alegebra-- or a least I understood it... And now it's a mess.
Emily: Well, it can get really abstract.
Spencer: Yeah, but that's I liked about it. X's, Y's, Z's-- none of it real. And I could deal with that. Just... Isolate the X factor. And now I feel like I'm the X factor...

  --  Person of Interest [1.19]
%
You're getting colder... --A

  --  Person of Interest [1.19]
%
Emily: Why an owl?
Hanna: It's symbolic.
Emily: Of.. what?
Hanna: Of our first night together. We... Heard owls.
Aria: Swooping down to carry off their prey?

  --  Someone to Watch Over Me [1.20]
%
Toby: Do me a favor.
Spencer: Anything.
Toby: If you ever think about running away again... Call me first.

  --  Someone to Watch Over Me [1.20]
%
Ezra: Are you gonna torture me because I gave somebody else a ring? Aria, seriously, it wasn't even a karat!

  --  Monsters in the End [1.21]
%
Em! You definitely have a type: Love me. Lie for me. --A

  --  Monsters in the End [1.21]
%
Hanna: You're not going to be mad at me forever are you?
Lucas: Probably.

  --  For Whom the Bell Tolls [1.22]
%
Caleb: Why are you doing this?
Lucas: Because Hanna has the right to be happy.

  --  For Whom the Bell Tolls [1.22]
%
Aria:It's not from Spencer, it's from A... It's for all of us: 'Buckle up, bitches nothing is as it seems.' --A

  --  For Whom the Bell Tolls [1.22]
%
Aria: Did you really leave your mom a note?
Hanna: Yeah, 'Dear Mommy, I went to the woods to trap a killer.'

  --  For Whom the Bell Tolls [1.22]
%
Hanna: How do you know that?
Spencer: Don't you watch CNN?
Hanna: ...
Spencer: No need to answer that.

  --  For Whom the Bell Tolls [1.22]
%
Aria: Oh my God.
Emily: Does this mean--
Spencer: 'It's not over until I say it is--
Hanna: Sleep tight, bitches--
All: While you still can. --A

  --  For Whom the Bell Tolls [1.22]
%
Caleb Rivers: I should have told you in person, I just... I had never said the things that I was feeling, and I didn't feel that I could say those things without making a complete ass of myself. Pretty much like I am right now... So I wrote you a letter. And in the letter I said I was sorry. Most of my life, I have felt alone, even when I was with people... that was until I met you.

  --  It's Alive [2.01]
%
Aria Montgomery: Don't you read the newspaper or watch the news?
Mona Vanderwall: No.

  --  The Goodbye Look [2.02]
%
Emily Fields: If lying was a crime, we'd all be in jail.

  --  The Goodbye Look [2.02]
%
Toby: I love you so much.
Spencer: I wanted to say that first.

  --  My Name Is Trouble [2.03]
%
Emily: Sometimes when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Spencer: Why are you talking like Ben Franklin?

  --  My Name Is Trouble [2.03]
%
Lucas: I'm completely off my game.
Hanna: You don't have any game.

  --  Blind Dates [2.04]
%
Spencer: We should take a photo of Ian, prove we haven't been making this all up.
Hanna: Yeah, well, you go ahead and do that, while I try not to get killed.

  --  Blind Dates [2.04]
%
Hanna: [Wearing a tight short red dress.] So, mom, I need your opinion.
Ashley: Absolutely not.
Hanna: What? I haven't even asked you yet.
Ashley: Hanna, it's a funeral, not a Nicki Minaj concert.
Hanna: So what? I can't dance on his grave? Can I at least throw confetti?

  --  The Devil You Know [2.05]
%
Spencer: Mona is five feet of insidious snark with a side ponytail, and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

  --  Never Letting Go [2.06]
%
Spencer: You don't paper over windows unless you're a vampire.

  --  Never Letting Go [2.06]
%
Aria [on giant coffee mug]: I just wanted to drink it. Not swim laps.

  --  Never Letting Go [2.06]
%
Hanna: Is this a gay thing?
Emily: No. It's a brain thing.

  --  Surface Tension [2.07]
%
Emily: This is me relaxed.
Hanna: We're gonna have to work on that.

  --  Surface Tension [2.07]
%
Hanna: Jenna can't hear us; she's blind...You know what I mean.

  --  Save the Date [2.08]
%
Hanna: Em, easy. You're already wearing more pain cream than clothes.

  --  Save the Date [2.08]
%
Ezra: Here I was hoping you'd be at the potter's wheel, so I could wrap my arms around you and hum "Unchained Melody."

  --  Save the Date [2.08]
%
Hanna: Maybe he's just bringing raw meat to Jenna's cat.
Spencer: Toby lives there, too, and they don't have a cat.
Hanna: Then maybe he was bringing over raw meat for Jenna.

  --  Save the Date [2.08]
%
Emily: Can we get out of here? My goosebumps are getting goosebumps.

  --  Picture This [2.09]
%
Ashley: No girlfriends allowed in the bedroom. Just girl... friends.

  --  Picture This [2.09]
%
Hanna: Jenna is scary enough with four senses. Can you imagine what she'd do to us with all five?

  --  Picture This [2.09]
%
Hanna: You've barely eaten since we left the hospital, and licking the salt off pretzels does not count as lunch.

  --  Picture This [2.09]
%
Hanna: You love zombie movies.
Emily: I like watching them. I don't wanna be in one.

  --  Picture This [2.09]
%
Hanna: You are not starved! You just had a whole bowl of jellybeans.
Mona: They were complimentary.

  --  Touched by an 'A'-ngel [2.10]
%
Ashley: Hanna, compassion.
Hanna: I have it, just not in the morning.

  --  Touched by an 'A'-ngel [2.10]
%
Ezra: It's time to tell people about us. I think we should tell your parents first because they should hear it from us.

  --  Touched by an 'A'-ngel [2.10]
%
Hanna: If it wasn't for Isa the skank, my dad would be with my mom right now and she wouldn't be alone.

  --  Touched by an 'A'-ngel [2.10]
%
Spencer: Do you need to take another shower?
Emily: I think five is enough.

  --  Touched by an 'A'-ngel [2.10]
%
Hanna: I'm gonna pick out my college, the same way I pick out my clothes. From a catalog.

  --  Touched by an 'A'-ngel [2.10]
%
Hanna: What do you think?
Mona: Hold on. Let me stop dry heaving first.

  --  Touched by an 'A'-ngel [2.10]
%
Spencer: I know every club. I came close to joining The Madrigals.

  --  Touched by an 'A'-ngel [2.10]
%
Hanna: If it needs a tent, it's a circus.
Ashley: Says the girl who woke up at 4 a.m. for the Royal Wedding.
Hanna: I had to pee.
Ashley: For three hours?

  --  Touched by an 'A'-ngel [2.10]
%
Aria: You're giving her a book of horse pictures?
Hanna: Yeah, it's classier than a calendar.
Spencer: No, classy would be buying something new, Hanna.

  --  I Must Confess [2.11]
%
Hanna: As soon as I get more than shrimp in my stomach, you're gonna be in a world of pain.
Kate: We'll see.

  --  I Must Confess [2.11]
%
Emily [to Jenna]: Could you please move your stick? There are people trying to get past you.

  --  I Must Confess [2.11]
%
Spencer: I am now officially done eating. Forever.

  --  I Must Confess [2.11]
%
Spencer: "A" is being our ultimate "frenemy", forcing us to get what we want, but knowing that when we do...
Hanna: All hell breaks loose.

  --  Over My Dead Body [2.12]
%
Caleb: Hanna, what's wrong?
Hanna: Ask me what's right if you want a shorter answer.

  --  Over My Dead Body [2.12]
%
Alison: Two can only keep a secret if one of them is dead.

  --  Over My Dead Body [2.12]
%
Spencer: I think Hanna's about to need a getaway car.

  --  Over My Dead Body [2.12]
%
Caleb [to Kate]: That's a very pretty dress. But you should know, it gives you back fat.

  --  Over My Dead Body [2.12]
%
Spencer: I've never actually known a guy who carried a hankie.

  --  Over My Dead Body [2.12]
%
Aria: We all get it wrong sometimes.

  --  Over My Dead Body [2.12]
%
Spencer: I found a way to survive my secrets, but everyone I care about gets hurt.

  --  Over My Dead Body [2.12]
%
Hanna: You don't think her ear is in here do you?
Emily: That's a big box for an ear.

  --  Over My Dead Body [2.12]
%
Alison (to Emily): Were you wishing you could taste her Cherry Chapstick?

  --  The First Secret [2.13]
%
Lucas: It was just an accident.
Alison: Is that what the doctors told your mom dad at the hospital?

  --  The First Secret [2.13]
%
Alison: Shy in the streets, sexy in the sheets.

  --  The First Secret [2.13]
%
Ezra: I'm in love with your daughter. I love Aria.

  --  Through Many Dangers, Toils, and Snares [2.14]
%
Jackie: Don't be angry.
Ezra: Angry doesn't begin to describe how I feel about you right now.

  --  Through Many Dangers, Toils, and Snares [2.14]
%
Hanna: Any sense of boobs?
Spencer: Hanna!
Hanna: What? It could be a clue.

  --  Through Many Dangers, Toils, and Snares [2.14]
%
Spencer: That was my Nana's couch.

  --  A Hot Piece of 'A' [2.15]
%
Hanna: Spencer, stop giving us orders. We're not your winged monkeys.

  --  A Hot Piece of 'A' [2.15]
%
Emily: These are not highlights, Hanna. This is glass in my hair.

  --  A Hot Piece of 'A' [2.15]
%
Mona (to Spencer): You're like smart-smart. I always thought you were just book-smart.

  --  Let the Water Hold Me Down [2.16]
%
Hanna: God! Why isn't anyone allowed to have a damn secret?

  --  Let the Water Hold Me Down [2.16]
%
Holden: Laugh now, but I'll be sending you a hand-written "thank you" note for letting me interrupt your conversation.

  --  Let the Water Hold Me Down [2.16]
%
Toby (to Wren): I may have broken my left arm, but my right arm is fine.

  --  The Blonde Leading the Blind [2.17]
%
Ezra: Life isn't always romantic. Sometimes, it's realistic.

  --  The Blonde Leading the Blind [2.17]
%
Emily: You're lucky I don't take that stick...
Jenna: Careful, Emily!

  --  The Blonde Leading the Blind [2.17]
%
Aria (on Noel): He's been going through girls in this school like they're Kleenex.

  --  A Kiss Before Lying [2.18]
%
Ashley: Can we talk about the elephant in the room?
Hanna: Kate is not an elephant; she's a snake and she's going to my school.

  --  A Kiss Before Lying [2.18]
%
Spencer: We're not even standing that close to you.
Caleb: Really? Then how do I know that you had a cheeseburger for lunch?

  --  A Kiss Before Lying [2.18]
%
Mona: Congratulations hon, you're back on the team! If I had a pom pom, i'd shake it.

  --  The Naked Truth [2.19]
%
Mona: Honey, you can't be a shark if you're toothless.

  --  The Naked Truth [2.19]
%
Aria: Yeah, I don't know about her fortunes, but that lady with the tube top makes really good apple butter.

  --  The Naked Truth [2.19]
%
Aria: Can I touch it?
Spencer: Yeah, it's a raincoat, Aria. It's not a mummy

  --  The Naked Truth [2.19]
%
Caleb: I've got a hotspot in my pocket.
Hanna: Yeah, I know, but what does that have to do with computers?

  --  CTRL:A [2.20]
%
Ella: Second guessing her every move is starting to feel a little extreme.
Byron: No, dating your English teacher is extreme.

  --  CTRL:A [2.20]
%
Hanna: I am thinking! This is me thinking! And molting!

  --  CTRL:A [2.20]
%
Spencer: You're taking to long Hanna just control A.
Hanna: I'm going as fast as I can!
Spencer: It's not fast enough, Hanna, Just control A! Control A.
Hanna: What the hell do you think I'm trying to do?!
Spencer: No, hit CTRL A...on the keyboard!

  --  CTRL:A [2.20]
%
Mona: If I could live through Alison DiLaurentis and her non-stop torture, I can handle some radioactive texting.

  --  Breaking the Code [2.21]
%
Wren: My family has issues too.
Spencer: Oh really, like what? Did someone spread their butter with a steak knife?

  --  Breaking the Code [2.21]
%
Aria: What exactly are we doing here cause I really don't feel like having a tea party with the two of you?

  --  Breaking the Code [2.21]
%
Mona: Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer, Hanna, and Emily: Her!
Aria: Wow, thanks guys.

  --  Father Knows Best [2.22]
%
Mike: If your relationship is so much trouble, why not just let it go?
Aria: Look, when you love someone. It's worth fighting for, no matter what the odds.

  --  Father Knows Best [2.22]
%
Mona: You know they say the punishment's supposed to fit the crime, but this community service gig is like the ninth circle of hell.

  --  Father Knows Best [2.22]
%
Aria: So, what? I got chased by a hobo for nothing

  --  Father Knows Best [2.22]
%
Spencer: If only we could harness Mona's sense of entitlement. We could light the eastern seaboard.

  --  Eye of the Beholder [2.23]
%
Hanna: I can't go around without a phone. That's like going around without a brain or shoes.

  --  Eye of the Beholder [2.23]
%
Mona: Frankly, I'd like to take that cane and whack her like a pinata.

  --  Eye of the Beholder [2.23]
%
Emily: I think that Ali is holding all of our brains hostage and we won't be able to sleep until we find out what really happened to her.

  --  If These Dolls Could Talk [2.24]
%
Hanna: What's next? Hiding in Melissa's closet? Rubbing her belly until the baby confesses?

  --  If These Dolls Could Talk [2.24]
%
Aria: We don't need to get all freaked out over a newsflash from Casper the friendly host.

  --  If These Dolls Could Talk [2.24]
%
Hanna: What's in the bag?
Mona: Shower gel. I need to scrub off ten layers of shame.

  --  If These Dolls Could Talk [2.24]
%
Anne: I never thought I'd find the strength to come back here, but your friend showed up and he was very convincing. I help people push through their fears, but he helped me push through mine.
Spencer: Wait, our friend?
[Anne motions them over to Toby, standing by his truck. He and Spencer walk to each other]
Toby: Pretending not to love you was the hardest thing I've ever done.

  --  unmAsked [2.25]
%
Spencer: Come on, we're team Sparia.

  --  unmAsked [2.25]
%
Aria (about Ezra's bed ;): Hanna, do you mind? It's kind of sacred ground.
Emily, Spencer, and Hanna: It is?!?

  --  unmAsked [2.25]
%
Emily: Guys, I don't trust Melissa as far as I can throw her and Ian's fetus.

  --  unmAsked [2.25]
%
Spencer: Hide and seek was my favorite game with Melissa. You want to know why? I always won.

  --  unmAsked [2.25]
%
Aria: I don't know about you guys, but A talking about body bags makes me very nervous.

  --  unmAsked [2.25]
%
Spencer: Melissa is a Hastings, we bounce back like super balls.

  --  It Happened That Night [3.01]
%
Garrett: You're not safe Spencer, and your friends aren't either. It's not over.

  --  It Happened That Night [3.01]
%
Mona played with dolls, I play with body parts. Game on bitches - A.

  --  It Happened That Night [3.01]
%
Aria: That "Girl Interrupted" thing could just be an act to keep her out of jail.

  --  It Happened That Night [3.01]
%
Hanna [about Lucas]: It's no coincidence that he turned dark after the masquerade ball.

  --  It Happened That Night [3.01]
%
Spencer [to Toby]: Okay I know it was my idea to wait, but right now I'm just completely forgetting why.

  --  It Happened That Night [3.01]
%
Hanna [to Mona]: I wanna know what I did to make you hate me so much!!!!!

  --  It Happened That Night [3.01]
%
Ezra: You're still safe Aria. There's no more A.

  --  It Happened That Night [3.01]
%
Hanna: If I never see another shovel again it'll be too soon.

  --  It Happened That Night [3.01]
%
Emily: You got an internship at Vera Wang?
Hanna: Yeah but I changed my mind, it turns out they want you to work for free.

  --  It Happened That Night [3.01]
%
Hanna: You know what Mona? If I had told the police that you mowed me down with your car, you would not be here getting a piece of peach pie everyday to wash down your meds. You'd be sharing a jail cell with someone calling you peach pie while you braid her back hair!

  --  Blood is the New Black [3.02]
%
Spencer [about Jenna]: She doesn't know we know!

  --  Blood is the New Black [3.02]
%
Hanna: I'm having ambiguous loss!

  --  Blood is the New Black [3.02]
%
Spencer: Are you ready to explain every lie we've ever told since Ali died?

  --  Blood is the New Black [3.02]
%
Aria: It wasn't enough to steal her bones, now we're gonna get pieces of her delivered to us?

  --  Blood is the New Black [3.02]
%
Hanna [to Mona]: I didn't come here to play beauty shop!

  --  Blood is the New Black [3.02]
%
Aria [to Emily]: When we picked you up, you kept calling me Arlene.

  --  Blood is the New Black [3.02]
%
Aria: I'm ready to hang a sign, bitch can see!

  --  Blood is the New Black [3.02]
%
Garrett: Somebody you know well has you completely fooled. People lie, but medical records don't.

  --  Blood is the New Black [3.02]
%
Emily: I'm really tired of everyone treating me like I'm made out of glass.

  --  Kingdom of the Blind [3.03]
%
Jenna: I am still a target!

  --  Kingdom of the Blind [3.03]
%
Hanna [to Jenna]: Wow Jenna, what a sight for sore eyes.

  --  Kingdom of the Blind [3.03]
%
Mona: So tell me, did they ever find what was left of Alison?

  --  Kingdom of the Blind [3.03]
%
Hanna [to Mona]: We thought you being in here was the end of it, but it's not. And you know that. The question is, how do you know?

  --  Kingdom of the Blind [3.03]
%
Emily: I am way more angry than I am scared now.
Aria: Can I borrow some of that?

  --  Kingdom of the Blind [3.03]
%
Spencer: Mom what are you doing? This is the man who killed in my best friend. He killed the girl Emily was in love with.

  --  Kingdom of the Blind [3.03]
%
Emily: You're not paranoid if someone's really out to get you.

  --  Kingdom of the Blind [3.03]
%
Caleb: The last word a guy wants a girl to describe him with is sweet.
Hanna: Fine, now he's a sour patch kid.

  --  Kingdom of the Blind [3.03]
%
Spencer: Hanna, you have all the subtlety of a hand grenade.
Hanna: Thank you!

  --  Kingdom of the Blind [3.03]
%
Hanna: You're open to date but you're not open for business.

  --  Kingdom of the Blind [3.03]
%
Caleb: I feel like I only exist in half of your life, and that's not good enough for me.

  --  Birds of a Feather [3.04]
%
Hanna: Right, roger that.
Aria: Roger that?
Hanna: What? We're on a mission.

  --  Birds of a Feather [3.04]
%
Hanna: You know what they say: if the feather fits.
Aria: Hanna, it's the shoe, if the shoe fits.

  --  Birds of a Feather [3.04]
%
Hanna: Why are you looking at pictures of bald fat men?
Aria: I'm looking for a guy for my mom. I don't know I just thought that she could try online dating.
Hanna: She's divorced, not desperate.

  --  Birds of a Feather [3.04]
%
Spencer (on Garrett): So he's finally chosen some flowers, which are hideous and tacky and mostly carnations, but there's not really much selection around here, so...

  --  That Girl Is Poison [3.05]
%
Paige: I'm not drunk. I'm hungry and your cupcakes taste like old pennies.

  --  That Girl Is Poison [3.05]
%
Hanna: That bra over there kinda put me off my feed.

  --  That Girl Is Poison [3.05]
%
Spencer (on Jenna): How can you miss her? She's been gliding around school all day like a Thanksgiving float.

  --  That Girl Is Poison [3.05]
%
Ashley: Do you have plans tomorrow?
Hanna: Uh, yeah. I'm going to listen to every sad song I've ever downloaded on repeat.

  --  That Girl Is Poison [3.05]
%
Spencer: He's your boyfriend, Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.
Aria: I was just trying to do the right thing.
Spencer: Totally wrong. Look, I've been there, I've done that. Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.
Aria: You did not just say that.

  --  That Girl Is Poison [3.05]
%
Spencer: With Ali, I keep peeling, I just always seem to find new layers.

  --  The Remains of the A [3.06]
%
Spencer: Just be careful and wear sensible shoes.
Hanna: I wear three inches or I wear nothing.

  --  The Remains of the A [3.06]
%
Aria: I was just trying to remember how much reward money Jason offered
Spencer: 50,000 dollars. Why?
Aria: And that was in cash right?
Spencer: Yeah.
Aria:Did he just have all that money lying around his house?
Spencer: Well I doubt it.
Aria: But if someone did, would it be weird?
Spencer: If you had that much money lying around you'd probably also have a bomb shelter. And like five years worth of dehydrated meat... Or you're a criminal.

  --  The Remains of the A [3.06]
%
Spencer: Hanna, will you slow down? I almost tripped over a catheter back there that was still attached to someone.

  --  The Remains of the A [3.06]
%
CeCe: It's not like we a shot a unicorn; we're helping your friend out.

  --  Crazy [3.07]
%
Emily: What are you doing? She used to be blind.

  --  Crazy [3.07]
%
Aria: Hanna, friends don't let friends sneak into insane asylums alone.

  --  Crazy [3.07]
%
Ella(to Aria): Wait, why am I asking you? You wear forks as earrings.

  --  Crazy [3.07]
%
Hanna: What's up with your mom?
Aria: She's a slut, let's just go to sleep.

  --  Crazy [3.07]
%
Mona: I missed my dolls.

  --  Crazy [3.07]
%
Aria: You gave tweezers to a mental patient?

  --  Crazy [3.07]
%
Aria: What should I wear? I have to look insanely sophisticated for this.
Emily: How about a "Hello Kitty" t-shirt?

  --  Stolen Kisses [3.08]
%
Ezra (on Aria): She was talking to you the last time I saw her.
Ezra's Mother: Maybe it's past her bedtime.

  --  Stolen Kisses [3.08]
%
Caleb: So I should probably wash it on gentle.
Spencer: No, you should dry clean it. If you wash this, you will end up with a sweater for a shih-tzu.

  --  Stolen Kisses [3.08]
%
Emily (on Maya): Guess I don't know her as well as thought I did.

  --  Stolen Kisses [3.08]
%
Caleb: For the record, I am going to help you stop A, and I'm not asking for your permission.

  --  The Kahn Game [3.09]
%
Spencer: These are my most collegiate-looking blazers.

  --  The Kahn Game [3.09]
%
Aria: Kind of lying here despondently right now, Spence.
Spencer: Well, can you just sit despondently? I need the bed.
Aria: No, lying is more despondent.

  --  The Kahn Game [3.09]
%
Aria: I think you're confusing which Scooby Doo character would have gotten into an Ivy League.

  --  The Kahn Game [3.09]
%
Aria: Why are you not all "go-go gadget" about this? This is big!

  --  The Kahn Game [3.09]
%
Emily: Lying to Toby is like lying to the Dalai Lama.

  --  What Lies Beneath [3.10]
%
Spencer: B is for bad.

  --  What Lies Beneath [3.10]
%
Aria (to Ezra): Are we still fighting without actually fighting?

  --  What Lies Beneath [3.10]
%
Hanna: I don't think she was gutting fish

  --  What Lies Beneath [3.10]
%
Hanna: Um, Nate, she's gay. She dated your cousin.

  --  Single Fright Female [3.11]
%
Ezra: How do you guys feel about Supertramp?
Aria and Wesley: Who?
Ezra: That's what I thought.

  --  Single Fright Female [3.11]
%
Spencer: Don't think that was a love dunk.

  --  Single Fright Female [3.11]
%
Spencer: I don't remember you in Mama Mia.
Hanna: Good because I looked fat and hideous, and I had to stand next to a cardboard goat.

  --  Single Fright Female [3.11]
%
Hanna: Paige wasn't in Spanish today. Yo hablo sicko.

  --  The Lady Killer [3.12]
%
Hanna: Things just went from worse to worser.

  --  The Lady Killer [3.12]
%
Aria: I really feel like I'm about to rattle the cage of a sleeping giant.

  --  The Lady Killer [3.12]
%
Emily: Three against one, A wins.

  --  The Lady Killer [3.12]
%
Spencer: Uh, drugging yourself is the best alibi ever. Classic Sharon Stone movie.

  --  The Lady Killer [3.12]
%
Hanna: You kiss pretty good for a man without his spleen.

  --  This Is a dark Ride [3.13]
%
Aria: Playing dress up for your man on Halloween is one thing. You do it any other night, you end up on an afternoon talk show.

  --  This Is a dark Ride [3.13]
%
Spencer: You make it so hard to be a modern post-feminist when you get so alpha male.

  --  This Is a dark Ride [3.13]
%
Ezra (to Aria): You'll be fine, just change your shoes.

  --  She's Better Now [3.14]
%
Hanna: What'd you do with the basket?
Aria: I trashed it. Why did you want the jelly beans?

  --  She's Better Now [3.14]
%
Spencer(on Mona and Jason): Okay, he's basically hugging a hand grenade.

  --  She's Better Now [3.14]
%
Hanna: Face it, Caleb. We were never "under the radar."

  --  She's Better Now [3.14]
%
Meredith: You are in this class to discuss American history, not mine, got it?

  --  She's Better Now [3.14]
%
Aria: Well, I'll tell you what, she sneaks in my house past midnight, I'm sleeping with a crowbar under my pillow.

  --  She's Better Now [3.14]
%
Toby: You know I could come with you, and I could rub your shoulders between rounds and wrap your knuckles and hold your spit bucket.

  --  Mona-Mania [3.15]
%
Spencer: If she's going to dip back into the A-bag to scare me off the decathlon team, she's got another thing coming.
Hanna: Is being captain brainiac really that important?

  --  Mona-Mania [3.15]
%
Andrew Campbell: Put on your Hastings face and spank her tomorrow night like I know you can.

  --  Mona-Mania [3.15]
%
Hanna: I have enough daddy-issues of my own. I can't deal with having issues about hers too.

  --  Mona-Mania [3.15]
%
Hanna: I have to borrow Emily for some girl talk. Not girl on girl talk, just girl talk.

  --  Misery Loves Company [3.16]
%
Mona: Fear cuts deeper than a sword.

  --  Misery Loves Company [3.16]
%
Mona: That bitch can keep a secret. I respect that.

  --  Misery Loves Company [3.16]
%
Spencer: Is this what you're looking for?
Toby: Spencer. How long have you known?
Spencer's mom: Spencer? Hi, honey. Is everything okay? Honey what is it?
Spencer: Mommy!

  --  Misery Loves Company [3.16]
%
Spencer: Is she threatening to cut your face off?
Emily: Or throw acid at her.
Hanna: You guys, come on.

  --  Misery Loves Company [3.16]
%
Spencer: I know you're in there. Will you... Will you just tell me that what I saw tonight wasn't real? Please! Just tell me that there's more to this story That there's something that I don't know. Please. Please, Toby Please, Toby.

  --  Misery Loves Company [3.16]
%
Hanna: I always hated biology. I mean who cares how a cell divides, it just does.

  --  Out of the Frying Pan into the Inferno [3.17]
%
Aria: I wake up every morning with the intention of telling him, and then I go to sleep every night feeling guilty that I didn't.
Hanna: At least you have your afternoons free.

  --  Out of the Frying Pan into the Inferno [3.17]
%
Hanna(to Aria): Wow, that's like the world's fattest man giving dieting tips.

  --  Out of the Frying Pan into the Inferno [3.17]
%
Ashley: Has Caleb been tangling with Mona?
Hanna: Tangling? I don't even know what that means.

  --  Out of the Frying Pan into the Inferno [3.17]
%
Spencer: Is she "Saint Ali" now? Are her bones holy relics or something?

  --  Dead to Me [3.18]
%
Aria(to Spencer): We're your friends; we're not your punching bags.

  --  Dead to Me [3.18]
%
Wes: I once killed a cactus. I thought the only way you could do that was with a gun.

  --  Dead to Me [3.18]
%
Emily: Sometimes things look bad, and they're really not. Sometimes there's another explanation for what's going on.
Spencer: And what if that explanation is even worse?

  --  Dead to Me [3.18]
%
Aria: "Unable are the loved to die for love is immortality."
Hanna: That's creepy.
Aria: It's Emily Dickinson.
Hanna: I don't care if it's Santa Claus, considered me creeped.

  --  Dead to Me [3.18]
%
Mona: And who's looking cray-cray now, Spencer?

  --  What Becomes of the Broken Hearted [3.19]
%
Andrew: Busy?
Spencer: Yeah, I was just about to put out a new doormat that said, "Go away!"

  --  What Becomes of the Broken Hearted [3.19]
%
Aria: Our best friend is at home chewing her elbows and you're horse shopping?

  --  What Becomes of the Broken Hearted [3.19]
%
Aria: Pretty sure when you and Caleb broke up you locked yourself in your bedroom for two weeks and all you ate was Eskimo pies.
Hanna: They were skinny cows, and it was four days.

  --  What Becomes of the Broken Hearted [3.19]
%
Hanna: I think we would know if Spencer was here. People would be running for cover.

  --  What Becomes of the Broken Hearted [3.19]
%
Andrew: Umm..hello.
Spencer: Hi.
Andrew: What are you doing here?
Spencer: Oh Andrew. I didn't recognize you in clothes.

  --  What Becomes of the Broken Hearted [3.19]
%
Aria: Ezra's back, and so is Ms. Fitz-scary

  --  Hot Water [3.20]
%
Hanna: Did you tell Paige that she almost got two Emilys for the price of one?

  --  Hot Water [3.20]
%
Hanna: Seriously? You're looking for sympathy from the girl who's boyfriend took a bullet in the gut?

  --  Hot Water [3.20]
%
Emily: George Washington has dreadlocks on like half my tips.

  --  Hot Water [3.20]
%
Hanna (on CeCe): She's a one-woman rumor factory.

  --  Hot Water [3.20]
%
Emily (to Aria): You're suppose to stop her from doing stupid things like this, not help.

  --  Out of Sight, Out of Mind [3.21]
%
Mona: Looks like someone's been skipping their anger management class.

  --  Out of Sight, Out of Mind [3.21]
%
Spencer: You need to stop thinking about Toby as the person that you thought you knew and start looking at him for who he really is.

  --  Out of Sight, Out of Mind [3.21]
%
Hanna: You know, Emily, sometimes you poke the bear, and other times the bear pokes. *sigh* It's from a movie.

  --  Will the Circle Be Unbroken [3.22]
%
Eddie: You're suppose to have amnesia.
Spencer: Well, if I do I certainly don't remember it.

  --  Will the Circle Be Unbroken [3.22]
%
Aria: It's not like New York is in some other country.
Hanna: New York is on another planet.

  --  Will the Circle Be Unbroken [3.22]
%
Hanna: There's a downside to being too smart.

  --  Will the Circle Be Unbroken [3.22]
%
Spencer: Why do you even bother coming to church?
Ali: I like to cover my bets.

  --  Will the Circle Be Unbroken [3.22]
%
Aria: A's been turning the screws so long one of us was bound to snap a string.

  --  Will the Circle Be Unbroken [3.22]
%
Spencer: I knew who I was when they found me. I knew that my family and friends would be worried. I just - I wanted to fold up and stop. I didn't want to think anymore.
Anne: You were overwhelmed.
Spencer: Yeah, well, I wasn't Spencer Hastings for almost a whole day and nobody else showed up to take the job, so, I guess I'm stuck with it.
Anne: Because you're the only person in the world that can be you.
Spencer: You don't have to rub it in. I'm sorry, this can't be very entertaining. There are people here with real problems.
Anne: Just like you.
Spencer: Yeah. Just like me. I...I fell down. In the woods. When I was running, I fell down and I looked at the ground and I saw my hand and my sleeve and the little button on my sleeve and some dirt and an old acorn, and I said to myself, "OK, if this is the last thing I ever see, I can handle that. I'm done. I've had enough." But it wasn't the last thing that I saw. I just kept going. How do you keep going when the worst thing has happened? What do you have to change inside to survive? Who do you have to become? I'm sorry. I don't expect you guys to understand. You don't know me. [From her point of view, she sees Emily, Aria and Hanna sitting across from her] I'm sorry, but that's true. You don't know who I am anymore. And you can't count on me.

  --  Will the Circle Be Unbroken [3.22]
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Alison: Oh honey, you didn't even know me when you knew me.

  --  I'm Your Puppet [3.23]
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Emily: Cars don't float. If they did, pilgrims would have driven here.

  --  I'm Your Puppet [3.23]
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Hanna: I smell dead people.

  --  I'm Your Puppet [3.23]
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Hanna: I would not dine here if were you. I had to sneak around in that kitchen, and I saw a roach big enough to wear an apron.

  --  I'm Your Puppet [3.23]
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Hanna: Shuffling around in Mona's old slippers isn't going to get her any better.

  --  I'm Your Puppet [3.23]
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Spencer: They don't make a loofah that scraps out the inside of your head.

  --  I'm Your Puppet [3.23]
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Toby: What we had was real.I've been pretending to work with Mona,so I can keep you safe.I need you to believe me.

  --  A DAngerous GAme [3.24]
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Spencer: You gotta love the Hastings. I just get released from a mental hospital, and they welcome my friends with tea and crumpets.

  --  A DAngerous GAme [3.24]
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Spencer: You know how I feel about hope. It breeds eternal misery.

  --  A DAngerous GAme [3.24]
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Spencer: She wanted to break me so she could put me back together like her own Humpty-Dumpty.

  --  A DAngerous GAme [3.24]
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Aria: Spencer went in there at rock bottom and she came out like a shiny new penny.
Hanna: Are you thinking shock treatment?

  --  A DAngerous GAme [3.24]
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Hanna: You were on the Halloween train dressed like Caleb.
Mona: To think we were this close to our first kiss.

  --  A Is for A-L-I-V-E [4.01]
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Spencer: The cat plays with the mouse before she actually eats it.noodle.

  --  A Is for A-L-I-V-E [4.01]
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Hanna: Okay, we are not a herd.
Aria: It's an expression.
Hanna: Yeah, for cows.
Aria: Well I've been crated, what does that make me?

  --  Turn of the Shoe [4.02]
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Hanna: [on Wilden] I mean I wanted him gone, and I'll probably go to hell for saying that, but...
Ashley: I hope not; then you'll have to see him again.

  --  Turn of the Shoe [4.02]
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Spencer: Mom, I am not a sofa!

  --  Gamma Zeta Die! [4.05]
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Aria: Don't even bring up that singing canary.
Spencer: Parrot.
Aria: Whatever.

  --  Gamma Zeta Die! [4.05]
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Ella: Do not use this weekend to discover beer pong.

  --  Gamma Zeta Die! [4.05]
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Emily: Mona may not be A, but she's definitely still a B.

  --  Under the Gun [4.06]
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Aria: I don't care who said what to who, but we need all brains on board and we are down ONE!

  --  Under the Gun [4.06]
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Hanna: Well I'm ruining my mom's life, so that's got to count for something!

  --  Under the Gun [4.06]
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Aria: Ew, taste this, it's disgusting.
Spencer: No, you just spit in it.

  --  Under the Gun [4.06]
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Aria: They were just stacked on his nightstand like, "Hmm, what do I want to watch tonight, Jimmy Kimmel or boobs?"

  --  Crash & Burn, Girl [4.07]
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Hanna: She can't just disappear; this isn't Hogwarts. There's only so many halls and classrooms.

  --  Crash & Burn, Girl [4.07]
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Hanna: [to Mona] You're the only who actually knows how to live in a lie.

  --  The Guilty Girl's Handbook [4.08]
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Hanna: Her blonde tarantula of a daughter.

  --  The Guilty Girl's Handbook [4.08]
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Spencer: Where is he?
Aria: Over there with that blonde with giraffe legs.

  --  Into the Deep [4.09]
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Aria: Jenna's back, and she's knocking into walls.

  --  Into the Deep [4.09]
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Aria: Hey, Paige, I thought you might want to know that Bridget Mu's in your kitchen; she's trying to make a bong out of your aunt's teapot.

  --  Into the Deep [4.09]
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Caleb: Now you want to go to Radley and ring the bell jar.

  --  The Mirror Has Three Faces [4.10]
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Caleb [to Hanna] I thought you and carbs weren't friends anymore.

  --  The Mirror Has Three Faces [4.10]
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Spencer: [on CeCe] You're not just going to find her folding peasant skirts at the Diva Dish right now.
Hanna: Well then I'll search every hipster boutique until I find her.

  --  The Mirror Has Three Faces [4.10]
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Aria: You guys are about as silent as a monster truck rally. Now, shut up!

  --  The Mirror Has Three Faces [4.10]
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Emily: Look, I don't want to be the person who ends up with a mushy squash.
Paige: Are you drunk?

  --  Bring Down the Hoe [4.11]
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Caleb: Come on, giddy up little doggy.

  --  Bring Down the Hoe [4.11]
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Emily: How am I supposed to live in that house?
Aria: Just hang out on the second floor.
Spencer: And wear underwear at all times.

  --  Bring Down the Hoe [4.11]
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Aria: Napping isn't living.
Spencer: Unless you're a reptile, which kind of describes CeCe.

  --  Bring Down the Hoe [4.11]
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Aria: It's just been a long time since I could go to school dance with someone I"m dating.

  --  Bring Down the Hoe [4.11]
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Hanna: Are you pregnant?
Emily: Shut up Hanna.
Aria: We understand you have a boyfriend, we've all had them.
Hanna: Yeah, even Emily.
Emily: Shut up Hanna

  --  Bring Down the Hoe [4.11]
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Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

  --  Now You See Me, Now You Don't [4.12]
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Hanna: For once, I'm right and you're wrong, Spencer.

  --  Now You See Me, Now You Don't [4.12]
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Caleb: She's probably eating popcorn and watching us play Desperately Seeking Mona.

  --  Now You See Me, Now You Don't [4.12]
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Hanna: [on CeCe] That bitch has nine lives.

  --  Now You See Me, Now You Don't [4.12]
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Spencer: Fantastic! I will go upstairs and fill this with my dignity.

  --  Cover For Me [4.22]
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Hanna: Hey, Em. Can I ask you something?
Emily: We don't have any cheesy puffs.

  --  Cover For Me [4.22]
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